Why Every Girl Should Have Kegal Balls…Apparently

So, this is one of those posts that I am glad that I’m writing anonymously 🙂

A 30adjacent reader recently connected me to a Passion Party consultant. The things I do for my lovely readers. I sat down with Caroline, and she taught me all about their product line and it is quite extensive. In an effort to avoid my head from exploding, we decided to break the interview down into parts. First up, kegal balls.

30: So what exactly is a Kegal?

Caroline: It is your pelvic floor muscle, a hammock shaped muscle that runs from your pubic bone to your tail bone.

30: What are Kegal balls?

Caroline: Kegel Balls are small ball shaped weights that are used to exercise the pelvic floor muscles (Kegel exercises). They are also called Ben Wa balls, love balls, or orgasm balls.  You put them inside and hold them there for 5 minutes a day.

At this point, she has handed them to me and I awkwardly play with them (not what you are supposed to do, by the way).

IMG_3187She said that my hands are small and make them look frighteningly large, so here they are next to a quarter.

IMG_3186I didn’t think that changed anything…

30: So, um, why do I need them?

Caroline: Over time with age, pregnancy and weight gain, it begins to sag. It is just like any other muscle, if you don’t use it, it will atrophy.

30: Ok, well I am a fit 30adjacent woman with no kids, why would I need it.

Caroline: Prevention, prevention, prevention. It’s just like skin care products, it is easier to prevent wrinkles than it is to remove them. So, even if your muscle hasn’t begun to sag, you should still work on it! Besides, it takes five minutes a day and brings increased blood flow to the area, and more blood flow means stronger orgasms.

30: Ok, now you are speaking my language. Tell me more about these orgasms!

Caroline: (laughs) Not only will you have stronger orgasms, a strong Kegal muscle will help you reach an orgasm more quickly. They also increase the sensations, thereby, causing intense sexual arousal, which will help to increase your sex drive. And if you practice, you will be able to rhythmically contract them during intercourse, thereby making it more pleasurable for your partner too.

30: So you are saying I need Kegal balls?

Caroline: I am saying all women need Kegal balls!

If you are in LA and want to book a Passion Party, send Caroline an email (carolinestoybox@gmail.com).  If you mention 30adjacent, you will get a hosting bonus.  Not in LA? No problem, you can order from the privacy of the internet here.

Bottom Line: Pick up some Kegal balls here, your vagina will thank you.  And because I love you, if you spend $100 or more and enter 30ADJ at check out, you will save 20% on your entire order through May.

 

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